Pokeumans Scenario Meme

So, you got tagged, didn’t you? Aww, I would feel pity for you, but right now, we got another time-wasting meme to finish. Don’t worry, it’s fun, I promise!

Here’s how it works:

Choose 10 OC’s (Original Characters). They can be yours, a fellow deviant’s (ask them for permission first, though) or, if you can’t think of any, random OC’s that you made up on the spot. Heck, you can even use OC’s not in the realm of Pokeumans!


(Note: Character order picked with random number generator)

1- Cameron Stevens: ‘Alright, what’re we waiting for?’

2- Jack: ‘Something tells me this will be embarrassing but fun…’

3- Jess: ‘It’s a shame Kieran couldn’t make it, but I’ll happily have a go!’

4- Max: ‘Fingers crossed this doesn’t go too badly… Eheh, screw it, I’m fine with whatever.’

5- Alex: ‘Let’s get this over with, ok?’

6- Danny: ‘Ooh, a meme! I haven’t done one of these before! Looks like it’ll be fun!’

7- Harry: ‘Why do I have the feeling The Author’s going to make me do something really embarrassing…’

8- Emily: ‘Calibrating… .ZIP file ‘Ax Crazy’ has been zipped. Good, I have the feeling of betterness. Now, let’s starts before Emily gets bored and homicidal.’

9- Cassie: ‘Well, I suppose I have some time until the next group contest turns up… Hope my internal Weirdness Magnet stays off for this long…’

10- Louie: ‘If there’s anywhere that I’ll find something weird happening to get a massive scoop, it’s gonna be a meme! That’s for certain!’




Now comes the fun part! Using the prompts below, write your corresponding characters in the following scenarios. Keep it to a short and simple paragraph narrative as we don’t want an entire chapter for each scenario! You don’t have to include what caused the scenario, just write what epicness or craziness happens in each one, and try to make it as interesting and funny as possible (whilst keeping it PG, of course.)

Have fun! Who knows, you might get an inspiration for a story!



Scenario #1: 2 and 8 are given a humanizing ring each. What is their reaction to their human forms?

Jack: …Wow, I never realised how short I was. And it’s really cold now…

Emily: Joints… How do joints work… I can’t…

Jack: Yeah, I suppose having proper fingers will help me with any inventing I want to do. (Looks at Emily) Looks like you’re having trouble. Haven’t had proper limbs in a long time, eh?

Emily: Never had them at all… Is difficult… Can’t float... How do you do this all the time?


Scenario #2: 9 and 10 join the PRT… (If your character is already in the PRT or is a human, DO IT ANYWAYS. It’s the meme world, after all; anything can happen!)

Louie: Just a thought while we’re here, but did they say anything about whether I can run an article on my own mission? It goes with the whole ‘understanding their feelings’ thing if I ever have to interview any witnesses from the PRT in the future. Always think about your future skills, you know…

Cassie: Just shut up and push will you? I can’t open this door one-handedly.

Louie: What? Why single-handed?

Cassie: Because my Helping Hand is still flailing around, doing what it likes. I don’t think it’ll ever wear off… Just help me out here before I fall off- Oh, well, too late.

Cuczoff: Ok, maybe you two aren’t fit for the van-apprehension training.


Scenario #3: 4 and 7 got into trouble in class. What happened?

Max: Hey, Danny, I bet I can throw you up to the top of the Gym and catch you again.

Danny: Ooh, I dunno, you probably couldn’t manage that.

Max: (Grins) Well, how about we try? I’ll heft you as hard as I can and then we’ll see…

-15 minutes later-

Max: Replacement Gym floors cost how much?


Scenario #4:  1 and 3 join an extracurricular club…


Cameron: ‘But my Lord Masamune, without your assistance victory will be all the harder for us (Why am I even doing this anyway? I suck at acting). Defeating the armies of Yoshihiro will present a great challenge without the advantage you could bring (And what’s with this costume I’m wearing?). Will not you not assist my lordship on his venture? (I mean, the robe’s alright, but why do I have this cushion on my head?).’

Jess: ‘But what interest of mine is your petty squabble, Hanbei? Yoshihiro is of no threat to me, so why should I be concerned? (Cheer up, yours isn’t so bad. Mine is exactly as uncomfortable as it looks) Your army has done well so far but you’re out of your depth and you, Hanbei, should go back to bed instead of playing soldiers (I can’t pronounce any of these names… Geez, this play is a hard one to rehearse). And who is ‘your lordship’ anyway?’

Cameron: (Smiles wickedly) ‘Lord Hideyoshi. One of the greatest warlords ever to set out towards the goal of uniting our nation. Do you still wish to oppose him?’

Director: Why haven’t either of you looked at your scripts in the last five minutes?

Jess: What? (Flicks through a few pages rapidly) Oh, crud. Can we take this one from the top?


Scenario #5: You’ve transformed into a Pokeuman. Whose dorm do you stay in, 10, 7, or 5’s, and what happens there?

Alex: I don’t want anybody else in my room. It’s enough of a mess, and we don’t have any spare bunks.

Harry: (Blood drains from face) NO! NO! THE AUTHOR IS NOT GOING TO STAY IN MY ROOM! PLEASE, HAVE MERCY!!

The Author: I don’t want to stay with the guy I’ve spent all series messing around anyway. Looks like it’ll be you then, Louie.

Louie: Sure! Make some room for yourself, there’s plenty available. It’ll be nice having you, Mister Butterfree. By the way, why are your eyes blue?

(Door of Louie’s room closes)

Harry: …You know, if we were nicer to people, do you think we’d get more people wanted to stay with us, Alex?

Alex: Shut up.


Scenario #6:  8 is the headmaster of his/her own base. How would he/she run it?

Emily: (Twitch. Twitch.) Free targets… Free underdogs… (Twitch.)


Scenario #7: 1, 2 and 6 are suddenly kidnapped by Pokextinctionists and locked up in a cage. What’s their escape plan?

Cameron: Psh, cages these days just can’t stand up to someone who knows Strength. Right, there’s no use sitting around feeling sorry for ourselves. Remember what we did when we rescued Angie Walsh? Let’s do that again to escape this base. I’ll need a crate, some chains and a Pokextinctionist’s uniform.

Jack: Um, Cameron, we only came second in that contest. It’s been deemed non-canon.

Cameron: What? Oh, all right. In that case, I’ll need four glass bottles, a length of wire, a rubber ball, 42 V and as much paper as I can find. Trust me, this is one of the simpler options.

Danny: You know how to use all that to escape a Pokextinction base?

Cameron: Of… course I do. Yeah. It’ll be easy. I know what I’m doing.

Jack: And how long’s this going to take?

Cameron: About two questions. They’ll be fine without us until then.


Scenario #9: Oh noes! 4 and 7 suddenly…

  - Evolve (if they can)

  - Devolve (If they are fully-evolved Pokemon)

- Transform into another Pokemon (If they do not evolve/are human)

Max: WAAAHH! I’m a Gible! I’ve got no arms! I’ve got no legs! I’ve got no neck! No wonder they’re so hard to find in the games, I wouldn’t let myself be seen in such a crummy little body! Ohh… Everything about this sucks… Wait a minute. Harry, where have you gone?

Harry: I’m not coming out!

Max: Oh for goodness’ sake, Harry. I did it, you’ve got to let the readers know what’s happened to you too.

Harry: No! I’m not doing it! I said at the start that something like this would happen!

The Author: Well, Spooner did it to Bruno, so I guess it’s only fair…

Harry: Shut up! (Runs away crying as fast as his Shiny Lopunny legs can carry him)

Max: (Looks at The Author) And I bet you’re pleased with yourself.

The Author: (Smiles) Very much so.


Scenario #10: 5 drags 2 into competing in a weekly tournament…

Alex: Um… Where’s Quilava-Boy? I kinda can’t do the meme question without him being here…

- (Somewhere far away) –

Jack: (Shouting as they run) You said you knew what you were doing!

Cameron: Right! (Ducks attack thrown by Extinctionist minion) And what I was doing was ‘Think of a plan quickly while they fetch all that stuff for me’!

Jack: Every plan is ‘Stick with me and try not to get killed’ with you, isn’t it?!

Cameron: Well it’s working!

(All three dive out of Pokextinction base before it explodes)

Danny: …Right. That was too close.

Jack: Seconded… Oh crud! I’m late for my question! Gotta go! (Disappears)

- (Back in the question area) –

Jack: (Appears) Huff… Huff… That idiot…

Alex: Oh hey, you made it. You gotta go do the base tournament now.

Jack: Ok… Whatever… Just gimme a second… Wait, what?


Scenario #11: 2 has luckily and somehow gotten into the final round of the tournament. Now it’s time for 2 to face his/her final opponent: you as a Pokeuman! Demonstrate the epic showdown; who will be the victor?!

The Author: …When I thought it would be a good idea to choose Butterfree as a cool and slightly quirky Pokeform for myself to appear as, I didn’t expect to have to fight one of my Fire-type characters.

Jack: Heh, well, one second. (Holds up device and a red dot shines onto The Author’s face)

The Author: I don’t remember that gadget. What are you doing?

Jack: It’s for aiming. This is my laser pen…

(Wall panel swivels to reveal giant, thin tube-like cannon)

Jack: …And this is my pen laser.

(Laser blast sweeps over The Author)

Jack: Heh. (Fires super-effective STAB Flamethrower)

- 15 minutes of epic conflict later -

The Author: Ok, ok, let’s just say that if this was a fair fight and I hadn’t had my Author Powers then you’d have beaten me easily, ok? How does that sound?

Jack: (From underneath 8-ton anvil) Wibble…


Bonus Scenario: You’re done the meme, congrats! Now, let 1, 2 and 3 tag your friends!


Cameron: Who was Gardevoir that I met a bit ago? The one that kicked me through the wall for saying he was a girl?

Jack: Jon MacPherson?

Cameron: That one. Well, his guy can do it. That’s… Rhyshard-III, if not very much mistaken. Hey, look! I can say stuff in underlined! That’s cool!

Emily: Storymwing. I am awaiting of your results with interest.

Jack: Well, in that case I’ll tag Sonyathehedgragon. ‘Hedgragon’? Did I pronounce that right?

Cameron: Sounded about right to me.

Emily: .ZIP file ‘Ax Crazy’ unzipped.

Cameron: (Looks at Jack) And this is where we run away.